Burnie Senders · political coins for sickos

The newest way to trade politicians on Pump.fun.

Toly said Solana’s launchpad should be called Senders. Alon said real-world events belong onchain. Burnie was already right there. So yeah — we made the obvious joke into a launchpad.

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SENDERS 2026

Burnie says:“If they’re gonna name it Senders, we’re sending politicians.”

The lore

This started as a name joke. That’s why it works.

Toly jokes that Solana’s new memecoin launchpad should be called Senders. Meanwhile Alon is talking about trading real-world events and culture onchain. Burnie Senders sits right in the middle: politicians as coins, launched fast, traded like the timeline is the market.

Receipts

The joke came pre-loaded.

One tweet gives us the name: Senders. The other gives us the whole reason to exist: trade the things people are already yelling about. Elections, scandals, debates, main characters — put the politician on Pump.fun and let the market decide if the bit has legs.

Toly names the thing: Senders.
View Toly / Senders tweet

Alon points at the bigger game: real-world events onchain.
View Alon / real-world events tweet

Launch roster

18 politicians. One ticker each.

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The newest way to trade politicians on Pump.fun.

This started as a name joke. That’s why it works.

The joke came pre-loaded.

18 politicians. One ticker each.

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Xie Jenpeng

Zohran Mumdumi

Donell Tremp

JD Vence

Joe Boden

Kamela Horris

Noncy Pulosi

Gevin Newscum

Binjamen Neetanyahu

Voldemur Zeelinski

Elun Mesk

Marco Rubi

Jeensen Hung

Hunter Boden

Jemmey Doneldsun

Meek Zuckeberg

Kerl Marx

If politics is already a sport, give it a market.